Committee of Conundrums - 2022-03-15 Meeting Minutes

Minutes of Chaos and Disarray

Chairman's Introduction:

Chairman Bumblesnook began the meeting by introducing the first item of the day: "The Great Sock Conspiracy".

Action Item 1: The Sock Conspiracy:

Member Sockpocket presented a comprehensive plan to address the alleged missing sock epidemic. The plan involved implementing a color-coding system to differentiate between matching and single socks.

• Member Sockpocket was asked to provide further research on the feasibility of said system.

Action Item 2: The Great Chair Debacle:

Member Chairlegs presented a proposal to install more chairs for the meeting room, citing "ergonomics and comfort" as primary concerns.

• Member Bumblesnook raised concerns about the cost and feasibility of said proposal.

Action Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts:

Member Donutlover presented evidence pointing to a dastardly plot to steal the meeting room's donuts. An investigation is pending.

• A meeting with the Donut Investigative Task Force (DITF) will be scheduled for the next meeting.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM, with the committee members deciding to reconvene for further discussion of the Sock Conspiracy at the next meeting.